Which iconic female politician is your star sign?

Don't worry, nobody's Thatcher

Capricorn – Agata Kornhauser-Duda



Yeah, that’s right, we’re kicking this off with one you’ll probably have never heard of. Agata Kornhauser-Duda is the First Lady of Poland, and she’s also the absolute QUEEN that refused Trump’s handshake. Capricorns are known to have a humorous side, so you’re definitely one that’ll do something potentially risky for the banter.

Aquarius – Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf


Just like the President of Liberia who has come in and turned the whole fucking country around, you’re an Aquarius who knows what she wants and goes and makes it HAPPEN! But you’ve also got a caring side, which means you do it in a humanitarian, non power-grabby way.

Pisces – Hillary Clinton



You can be a bit secretive about stuff (like those gosh darn emails) but you mean well in general. And you know how to throw a sassy yet classy eye roll.

Aries – Diane Abbott


Aries gals are pioneering and courageous, just like Diane – the first black woman to hold a seat in the House of Commons.

Taurus – Harriet Harman


You may seem like a cute, yet serene and wise deer to outsiders – but when the time comes to it, you’ve got a fucking backbone. Like when Hazza said she could have beaten Ed Miliband to be Labour leader.

Gemini – Elizabeth Warren


You literally do not have time for anyone’s bullshit. You wear your heart on your sleeve and you say it like it is – even if some people think you’re extra af.

Cancer – Nicola Sturgeon


You fucking love your country, but without being too much of a dick about it.

Leo – Michelle Obama


You’re the mum of your group, but you know how to turn it up to wine mum level. You’re caring, you’re generous, and you’re smart as hell. You’ve got an inner sass queen that’s ready to be let out, just, once the kids are in bed.

Virgo – Caroline Lucas


You’ve got a heart of gold and you’re the most wholesome one in the group. You’re passionate about what you believe in, but you don’t go OTT with it, and remain modest and demure.

Libra – Angela Merkel


You’re diplomatic and balanced, and you don’t jump into rash decisions – y’know, you’re sensible in that German way. Which means you can tell straight away when a man ain’t shit (see above).

Scorpio – Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala 


Scorpios are determined, just like Ngozi – the first female Finance Minister Nigeria’s ever had, and previous managing director of World Bank. You don’t stop til you GOT IT!

Sagittarius – Leslie Knope


Your optimism knows no bounds, and God love you for it. Also yes, I know Leslie is a fictional politician, but… she’s still an icon.


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